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thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

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Vesuvius explodes with the force of 24 nuclear bombs.

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thrustingbutts:

skincarvedheart:

that-horny-mofo:

Remember when Kim Possible was on Lilo and Stitch?

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Or How about when The Proud Family decided to visit?

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Or when those fucking kids from Recess came over to Hawaii

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Lilo was a popular little bitch.

the conflicting art styles are making me uncomfortable…

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http://padalalalecki.tumblr.com/post/92634531827

I am so sorry to bug you but I need your help. Please, just take one moment?

I know it’s not the place to ask this but I am crying my eyes out writing this. I’m 17 and my teeth have made my life a living hell. I can’t look in the mirror anymore. I hate how I look to the point I don’t even have…

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fishingboatproceeds:

Selfie with Bill Gates outside a health outpost in rural Ethiopia. Amazing day.

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foreverandadalek:

freudianfall:

giver-of-armbands:

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ive been laughing at this for like 10 min send help

Gwen’s fucking face. she’s just so fucking done.

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diancie:

wontongod:

rock lee taking off his leg weights to fight gaara is one of the best moments in naruto

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  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
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magic-murder-bag:

disruptedoriginal:

This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask

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guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask

fucking Bryan Cranston.

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Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression

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"i want your dick to touch my dick.
When I sense dick i become anew
why does your dick feel this way
It’s so h a r d and i like it(in my mouth)
firm-throbbing-member inside me
heart racing … And fluids on my face,
john Watson (and i love dick; john-dick) but
i love you ever More —"

- Sherlock Holmes, E. E. Cummings: Complete Poems, 1904-1962 (via rachial)

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willgrahammys:

On a scale of one to the Supernatural fandom how willing are you to admit someone you love is dead

The Avengers fandom
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new favorite post.

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norisus:

I’ve wanted to do an anime redraw for sometime now ; u ;

Stunning

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terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

crispychocolate:

serkret:

god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this

we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class

my group is doing the very hungry hitler

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OH MY GOD

so hitler took poland

but he was still hungry

PLEASE POST YOUR FINAL PRESENTATION

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